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[SINGING TO RADIO]
¶ AH-HA HA WIKKY-WIKKY
WOO WAH ¶

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¶ THE GIRLS DA-DOO
'CAUSE I KNEW WITH YOU

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I'D KEEP MY
WO-WO-WO-MAN ¶

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UH, DAD?
YOU CAN DROP ME OFF HERE.

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REALLY. HERE IS FINE.

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A WHOLE BLOCK
FROM YOUR SCHOOL? HA!

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NOT IN THIS DOWNPOUR.
NO SON OF MINE

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IS GOING TO END UP
A WETTY-NETTY.

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[RADIO PLAYING]

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I BID YOU ADIEU,

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MY LITTLE JAKE-A-ROO!

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[ENGINE REVS]

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WOW, SOUNDS LIKE
THE OLD DAD-TAXI

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IS IN NEED
OF A TUNE-UP. HA HA.

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¶ I'M YOUR WIKKY-WIKKY
WOO-HOO ¶

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¶ WHOA! MAN ¶

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IS THAT JAKE'S
DAD?

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THAT'S EMBARRASSING.

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NA-HA...NOT--NOT REALLY
MY DAD.

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MY MANSERVANT,
HEINRICH. REALLY.

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AH, YES. THE OLD
PARENTAL DROP-OFF.

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AS UNPLEASANT AS IT IS
UNAVOIDABLE. MM-HMM.

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YOU KNOW,
IF I WERE OLD ENOUGH
TO DRIVE,

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IT WOULDN'T BE
AN ISSUE.

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AND FIGHT
MAGICAL CREATURES
ON A DAILY BASIS.

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I THINK I'VE EARNED IT.

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TWO MORE YEARS,
JAKIE.

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IT'S NOT LIKE
THEY HAND OUT
DRIVER'S LICENSES

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TO JUST ANYBODY--

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WHOO-HOO!
- [SPLASH]

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SORRY ABOUT THAT,
DOOFUSES.

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HA HA, I HATE
TO BREAK IT TO YOU,

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BUT YOU HAVE TO BE 16
TO DRIVE.

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I AM. THE BRADSTER

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WAS HELD BACK TWICE
IN THE THIRD GRADE.

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NOW I'M 2 YEARS
STRONGER, SMARTER,

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AND DRIVING-ER
THAN YOU LOSERS.

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SORRY YOU DON'T
HAVE CARS!

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BEING HELD BACK
ROCKS! WHOO-HOO!

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[ENGINE STARTING]
LATER, LOSERS!

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[CELL PHONE RINGS]

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KID, SOME CREATURE'S
GOING BERSERK

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AT THE MAGICAL
FLEA MARKET.

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YOU BETTER GET
OVER THERE, PRONTO.

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OH! AND IT'S RAINING
CATS AND DOGS,

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YOU MAY GET
A LITTLE WET.

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NO KIDDING.

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¶ HE'S HOT
LIKE A FROZEN SUN ¶

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¶ HE'S YOUNG AND FAST ¶

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¶ HE'S THE CHOSEN ONE ¶

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¶ PEOPLE,
WE'RE NOT BRAGGIN' ¶

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¶ HE'S THE AMERICAN DRAGON ¶

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¶ HE'S GONNA STOP
HIS ENEMIES ¶

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¶ WITH HIS DRAGON POWER ¶

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¶ DRAGON TEETH,
DRAGON TAIL ¶

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¶ BURNIN' DRAGON FIRE ¶

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¶ REAL LIVE WIRE ¶

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¶ AMERICAN DRAGON ¶

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¶ AMERICAN DRAGON ¶

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¶ HE'S THE AMERICAN DRAGON ¶

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¶ SKILLS ARE
GETTIN' FASTER ¶

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¶ WITH GRANDPA,
THE MASTER ¶

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¶ HIS DESTINY
WELL, WHAT'S UP, G? ¶

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¶ IT'S SHOWTIME, BABY,
FOR THE LEGACY ¶

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¶ I'M A DRAGON,
I'M NOT BRAGGIN' ¶

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¶ IT'S MY DESTINY ¶

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¶ I'M THE MAGICAL PROTECTOR
OF THE N.Y.C. ¶

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YA HEARD!

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¶ AMERICAN DRAGON ¶
- YOW!

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OK, I'M THE PROTECTOR
OF THE MAGICAL WORLD,

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BUT BRAD'S THE ONE
WITH CAR PRIVILEGES?

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HOW MESSED UP
IS THAT?

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JAKE! DON'T JAB
THE JUNIOROSITY.

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FO' SHO'. BEING 14

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HAS GOT
ITS PRIVILEGES, TOO.

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OH, YEAH?

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NOBODY UNDER 17
SEES<i> CARNIVAL OF CARNAGE 3</i>

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UNLESS ACCOMPANIED
BY A LEGAL GUARDIAN.

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YOU KNOW THE RULES,
LITTLE MISTER.

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NO SCAMPERING OFF
TO HIPPY-HOP
HOUSE PARTIES

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ON A SCHOOL NIGHT.

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[SIRENS AND BELLS]

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HUH?!

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CONGRATULATIONS!

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AS OUR ONE MILLIONTH
CUSTOMER,

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ON AN ALL-EXPENSE
PAID TRIP TO HAWAII!

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YOU ARE OVER 18,
RIGHT?

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RIGHT?

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I'M TELLING YOU GUYS,
14 IS ROUTINE.

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OLDER IS GOLDER.

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BRACE YOURSELF.
THIS IS OUR STOP.

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All: AAAHHH!

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GOTTA SAY,
NOT REALLY LOVIN'

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THE MAGICAL SUBWAY STOP.

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[PANTS RIPPING]
- AAHH!

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I'M NOT SEEING MUCH
IN THE WAY OF BERSERKING
CREATURES.

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ARE YOU SURE THAT--

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NOBODY LOOT ANYTHING
WHILE WE'RE GONE.

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[CRASH]

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KID, TALK TO ME.
WHAT'S THIS THING LOOK LIKE?

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SOMETHING LIKE THIS.
[CLICK]

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AN AVIMETRIS?
YUH-OH.

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YUH-OH?
DON'T SAY YUH-OH!

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I HATE IT WHEN YOU SAY
YUH-OH.

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WHATEVER YOU DO,
MAKE SURE YOU STAY AWAY
FROM THE TENT---

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OK. WHY IS FU
CONCERNED ABOUT
TENTS,

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WHEN THERE ARE
TENTACLES AFTER
US?

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YO, AVI.
I THINK IT'S ABOUT TIME

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SOMEONE TAUGHT YOU
SOME PHONE MANNERS.

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DRAGON UP!

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[ROARING]

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THAT'S IT, JAKIE.
HIT IT WITH YO' BEST--

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Both: AAAHHH!

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I KNOW YOU DID NOT
JUST GET YOUR SQUID SLIME

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ALL OVER MY JAZZY
NEW TOP.

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THAT'S IT.
IT'S TIME FOR SOME

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DEEP-FRIED CALAMARI.

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[ROAR]
- MMF! MMM!

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I THINK HE SAID
"MMF! MMM!"

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GUYS, I GOT AN IDEA!

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GRAB ONTO EACH OTHER!

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[ROARING]
- AAAHH!

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UUHHH--UNH!

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YOU KNOW WHAT GOES
WITH SEAFOOD?

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PRETZELS.

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[ROARING]

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WHOA!
- WHOA!

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[ROARING]

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AND DON'T COME BACK!

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THOSE ARE SOME SERIOUSLY
MESSED-UP TENTACLES.

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NOW WE KNOW
WHAT FU WAS REFERRING TO

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WHEN HE WARNED US
ABOUT THE TENTS.

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EVIL CAMPERS.

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WHAT? YOU HAVE
A BETTER THEORY?

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[YAWNING]

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JAKE, YOUR GRANDFATHER'S
BEEN CALLING FOR YOU.

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UHH. LONG DAY.

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TALK TO HIM TOMORROW.

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MUST SHOWER.

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OOF!
- OCCUPIED.

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HALEY, COME ON.

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I STINK LIKE
DRAGON SWEAT.

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I'M SORRY, JAKE.
BUT WE HAD A VERY FESTIVE

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TEA PARTY TODAY,
AND ALL OF MY DOLLS
HAVE TO GO.

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ESPECIALLY PRINCESS FAIRHAIR.

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[GIGGLES]

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GREAT. ONLY 4 MORE
YEARS BEFORE I CAN
MOVE OUT

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AND NOT HAVE
TO SHARE A BATHROOM

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WITH MY ANNOYING
LITTLE SISTER.

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AND HER DOLLS!

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[SIGHS]

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[ALARM BUZZES]

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[YAWN]
MAN, HOW LONG
TILL CHRISTMAS?

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'CAUSE THESE PJs
ARE GETTING
A LITTLE TIGHT.

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[GASP]

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WHO ARE YOU,
AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
WITH MY BROTHER?

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HALEY, WHAT'S
YOUR DEAL?

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JAKE?

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HALEY?

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HALEY! OK...

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I DON'T WANT YOU
TO FREAK,

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UH, YOU MIGHT WANT
TO TAKE A LOOK
AT YOURSELF.

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AAH!

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YOU'VE GOT TO GET
TO GRANDPA'S!

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I'VE GOT TO
GET TO GRANDPA'S!

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WAIT! THE ALARM'S ON.

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I'M POURING MILK
ON YOUR CEREAL.

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COUNTDOWN TO SOGGY CITY
STARTS NOW!

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DAD! HE CAN'T SEE ME
LIKE THIS.

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I'LL DISTRACT HIM
WHILE YOU SNEAK OUT.

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HOP-TO, HALEY-HOO.

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UM, DAD?
I NEED TO TALK TO YOU.

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OH, WHAT ABOUT,
PUNKIN?

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UM...LADY THINGS.

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I--YOU KNOW, I--HA HA.

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I DON'T--I--UH,
WHOA!

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EE! OW!

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MORNING, ALL!

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WHY DON'T YOU TWO
HAVE A SEAT ON THE COUCH,

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WHERE, UH, YOU CAN--
[SPUTTERS]

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SIP COCOA AND TALK
ABOUT YOUR LADY THINGS.

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LADY THINGS?
WHAT LADY THINGS?

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YOU KNOW WHAT?
I'LL EVEN LIGHT
A NICE, CRACKLING FIRE

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SO YOU CAN TALK
IN FRONT OF IT

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LIKE THEY DO
IN THOSE COMMERCIALS.

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"OH, JEAN-PIERRE."
YOU KNOW, THAT ONE.

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NO FIRE. NO FIRE!

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WHOA! OW!

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WHOA!

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AHH!

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OH, MAN!

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WHO ARE YOU CALLING
AN OLD MAN?

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SPUD? TRIXIE?

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YOU GUYS GOT OLD, TOO?

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WAY OLD. HOW OLD?

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WHERE'S YOUR HOME
TRAINING, BOY?

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YOU AIN'T EVER SUPPOSED
TO ASK A WOMAN HER AGE.

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OH, NO. I'M EVEN ACTING
LIKE AN OLD LADY.

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AND WHERE'D I GET
THIS PURSE FROM?

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Together: WE'VE GOT TO GET
TO GRANDPA'S!

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Grandpa: YUP. THIS WOULD
BE WHY I TOLD YOU

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TO STAY CLEAR
OF THE AVIMETRIS'
TENTACLES.

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TENTACLES?
YOU SAID "TENT".
I HEARD "TENT".

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DID HE NOT SAY
"TENT"?

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OK, I DON'T KNOW

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DON'T WORRY.
HEARING IS THE FIRST TO GO.

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I SAID...

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[YELLING] AH, YES!

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THIS WOULD BE WHY

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I HEARD WHAT YOU SAID.

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BUT YOU GONNA HAVE
TO GIVE ME
A LITTLE MORE

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SHEESH. YOU SURE TURNED
INTO A CRABBY OLD LADY.

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UH, YEAH. YOU TRY
WAKIN' UP IN THE A.M.

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WITH YOUR BOOTY
6 INCHES LOWER THAN
IT WAS IN THE P.M.,

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AND SEE WHAT KINDA MOOD
YOU IN.

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UH...HM. ALL RIGHT.

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HERE'S THE DEAL.
THE AVIMETRIS

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HAS GOT THE ABILITY
TO LIVE FOREVER

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SEE, WHEN THE THREE OF YOU
WERE IN THE AVIMETRIS'
TENTACLES,

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IT MUST'VE JUST, YOU KNOW--
All: [GASP]

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SUCTIONED THE YOUTH
RIGHT OUT OF YOU.

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AH. MY SKIN'S
ALL LOOSE.

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HEY, MAYBE I CAN
USE THESE WRINKLES
FOR BODY POCKETS.

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YO, WAIT--WAIT,
WAIT A MINUTE.
NUH-UH-UH, UH-UH!

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YOU! NO SNACK MIX
IN YOUR OLD MAN FOLDS.

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YOU'LL GET ANTS.
AND THAT'S JUST NASTY.

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AND YOU!
HOW COME YOU
A STRAPPING

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21-YEAR-OLD,
AND ME AND SPUD

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PROBABLY 'CAUSE IT DIDN'T
HANG ON TO ME
AS LONG AS YOU GUYS.

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[DOOR OPENS]
OH, SORRY I'M LATE.

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THE LINE AT LING-CHO'S
GROCER WAS--AIIEE-YAH!

232
00:09:03,810 --> 00:09:07,110
DIDN'T FU WARN YOU
TO STAY AWAY
FROM THE TENTACLES?

233
00:09:07,114 --> 00:09:08,314
HE SAID "TENT".

234
00:09:08,315 --> 00:09:09,545
SPUD, GET OVER IT.

235
00:09:09,550 --> 00:09:11,120
FU, HOW DO WE CHANGE
BACK?

236
00:09:11,118 --> 00:09:14,248
"IN ORDER FOR THE AGE
OF ITS VICTIMS
TO BE RESTORED,

237
00:09:14,254 --> 00:09:16,324
"THE AVIMETRIS
MUST BE VANQUISHED."

238
00:09:16,323 --> 00:09:17,593
THAT THING ATTACKED
LAST NIGHT.

239
00:09:17,591 --> 00:09:20,691
WHERE ARE WE GONNA
STAY UNTIL YOU
FIND IT?

240
00:09:20,694 --> 00:09:22,694
AND DON'T SAY HERE,
BECAUSE THIS PLACE

241
00:09:22,696 --> 00:09:24,296
SMELLS LIKE
OLD PEOPLE.

242
00:09:24,298 --> 00:09:27,468
[SNIFFS]
OH, WAIT. THAT'S ME.

243
00:09:27,467 --> 00:09:32,667
AND I THINK I KNOW
JUST THE PLACE
YOU CAN GO.

244
00:09:33,639 --> 00:09:35,739
LEROY? LEROY, IS THAT YOU?

245
00:09:35,742 --> 00:09:37,712
I THOUGHT I LOST YOU
IN THE TRENCHES

246
00:09:37,711 --> 00:09:40,811
DURING THE GNOME-OGRE WAR
OF '52.

247
00:09:40,814 --> 00:09:43,214
UM, SURE. WHY NOT?

248
00:09:43,216 --> 00:09:46,586
AWW. HE SEEMS LIKE
A FRIENDLY OLD GUY.

249
00:09:46,587 --> 00:09:49,787
I'LL PLAY YOU
FOR YOUR HEARING AID BATTERIES.

250
00:09:49,790 --> 00:09:53,430
UM, DUDE. THOSE
ARE MY EARDRUMS.

251
00:09:53,427 --> 00:09:54,687
BUT...OK.

252
00:09:54,695 --> 00:09:59,255
GRAMPS PUT US
IN A MAGICAL
OLD FOLKS HOME.

253
00:09:59,266 --> 00:10:01,296
I DON'T SUPPOSE
ANY OF Y'ALL PLAY

254
00:10:01,301 --> 00:10:02,601
"SHAKE YOUR BOOTY
REVOLUTION"?

255
00:10:02,603 --> 00:10:04,603
IS THAT LIKE
CANASTA?

256
00:10:04,605 --> 00:10:10,135
'CAUSE I PLAY
A MEAN CANA--
[SNORES]

257
00:10:10,143 --> 00:10:11,743
[SNORE]

258
00:10:11,745 --> 00:10:16,305
LET HER DROOL.
HER TAIL NEEDS
THE MOISTURE.

259
00:10:16,316 --> 00:10:17,716
HOW 'BOUT YOU
DON'T TELL ME

260
00:10:17,718 --> 00:10:19,318
HOW TO RUN THIS PLACE,

261
00:10:19,319 --> 00:10:20,349
AND I DON'T HOCK ONE

262
00:10:20,354 --> 00:10:22,724
IN YOUR FRIEND'S
FRUIT CUPS TONIGHT.

263
00:10:22,723 --> 00:10:25,863
TRIXIE CARTER
AND ARTHUR SPUDINSKY?

264
00:10:25,859 --> 00:10:27,459
LAO CHI CALLED AHEAD.

265
00:10:27,461 --> 00:10:28,491
YOUR ROOMS ARE READY.

266
00:10:28,495 --> 00:10:30,825
LIGHTS OUT IS AT 6:45 P.M.

267
00:10:30,831 --> 00:10:32,131
DINNER IS AT 4:30.

268
00:10:32,132 --> 00:10:36,332
AND VISITING HOURS
ENDED 5 MINUTES AGO.

269
00:10:36,336 --> 00:10:38,196
OH. YEAH, UM...

270
00:10:38,205 --> 00:10:42,305
YOU JUST HURRY
AND FIND THAT MONSTER.
OK, JAKIE?

271
00:10:42,309 --> 00:10:44,709
I'M OVER HERE.
AND DON'T WORRY.

272
00:10:44,711 --> 00:10:46,851
I'M 21 YEARS OLD NOW,
REMEMBER?

273
00:10:46,847 --> 00:10:48,407
I CAN TOTALLY
HANDLE THINGS.

274
00:10:48,415 --> 00:10:50,715
AND NEXT TIME
YOU VISIT YOUR FRIENDS,

275
00:10:50,717 --> 00:10:53,387
DON'T PARK IN THE FIRE LANE.

276
00:10:53,387 --> 00:10:54,547
TCCH! THAT'S NOT MY CAR.

277
00:10:54,554 --> 00:10:57,694
I MEAN, DO I LOOK
OLD ENOUGH TO DRIVE?

278
00:10:57,691 --> 00:10:59,461
I'M OLD ENOUGH TO DRIVE!

279
00:10:59,459 --> 00:11:02,559
MMWAH! YEAH!

280
00:11:02,562 --> 00:11:03,962
READ 'EM AND WEEP.
FULL HOUSE.

281
00:11:03,964 --> 00:11:05,764
NOW HAND OVER
THOSE HEARING AIDS.

282
00:11:05,766 --> 00:11:07,866
BUT I'M NOT WEARING
ANY.

283
00:11:07,868 --> 00:11:09,868
DOUBLE OR NOTHING.
AAH, DOUBLE OR NOTHING!

284
00:11:09,870 --> 00:11:12,900
DON'T WORRY, GRAMPS.
I'M HOT ON THE TRAIL
OF THE AVIMETRIS.

285
00:11:12,906 --> 00:11:14,806
UH, YOU WEREN'T
PLANNING ON USING

286
00:11:14,808 --> 00:11:16,638
YOUR VAN TODAY,
RIGHT?

287
00:11:16,643 --> 00:11:17,583
NO REASON.

288
00:11:17,577 --> 00:11:20,707
HA. GRANDPAS. ALWAYS
WORRYING,

289
00:11:20,714 --> 00:11:25,254
SO, WHAT SAY WE GET
BACK TO THE OLD
DRIVING TEST?

290
00:11:25,252 --> 00:11:26,452
UH--UH, THE CURB!

291
00:11:26,453 --> 00:11:28,493
MAILBOX!
- [BRAKES SQUEALING]

292
00:11:28,488 --> 00:11:29,848
SORRY! STILL LEARNING!

293
00:11:29,856 --> 00:11:32,756
RED LIGHT!

294
00:11:32,759 --> 00:11:34,459
[BRAKES SQUEALING]
[CRASH]

295
00:11:34,461 --> 00:11:36,491
I'LL JUST GO THIS WAY.

296
00:11:36,496 --> 00:11:38,496
ONE WAY STREET!
ONE WAY STREET!

297
00:11:38,498 --> 00:11:39,628
WELL, NOT ANYMORE.

298
00:11:39,633 --> 00:11:41,273
[HONKING]

299
00:11:41,268 --> 00:11:43,498
TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER.

300
00:11:43,936 --> 00:11:46,436
[HONKING]
- PERFECT FIT!

301
00:11:46,440 --> 00:11:49,340
SO. HOW'D I DO?

302
00:11:49,642 --> 00:11:51,442
YOUNG MAN, THAT WAS
THE MOST IRRESPONSIBLE,

303
00:11:51,445 --> 00:11:54,405
PATHETIC SHOW OF DRIVING
I HAVE EVER WITNESSED!

304
00:11:54,414 --> 00:11:55,914
YOU WOULD HAVE DONE BETTER
BLINDFOLDED,

305
00:11:55,916 --> 00:11:56,976
STEERING WITH YOUR FEET!

306
00:11:56,983 --> 00:11:59,553
OK. I'LL TRY THAT
WHEN I TAKE THE TEST

307
00:11:59,553 --> 00:12:01,623
WITH YOU AGAIN TOMORROW.

308
00:12:01,621 --> 00:12:02,651
AND THE DAY AFTER THAT,

309
00:12:02,656 --> 00:12:05,316
AND THE DAY AFTER
THAT...

310
00:12:09,762 --> 00:12:10,902
HERE'S YOUR LICENSE, KID.

311
00:12:10,897 --> 00:12:12,227
NOW REMEMBER OUR DEAL.

312
00:12:12,232 --> 00:12:15,332
STAY OUT OF MY NEIGHBORHOOD.

313
00:12:16,001 --> 00:12:16,871
HA!

314
00:12:16,870 --> 00:12:20,740
[SPEAKING IN RHYTHM]
DOUBLE DUTCH,
DUTCH IS DOUBLE.

315
00:12:20,741 --> 00:12:23,581
IF YOU TRIP
THEN YOU'RE IN TROUBLE.

316
00:12:23,577 --> 00:12:26,577
HA HA! BEAT YOU
AGAIN, LEROY!

317
00:12:26,580 --> 00:12:27,880
AT YOUR OWN GAME,
NO LESS.

318
00:12:27,881 --> 00:12:31,781
MAN, HOW CAN LEGS
SO STUBBY
BE SO LIMBER?

319
00:12:31,785 --> 00:12:33,845
YEAH, YEAH.
HAND OVER YOUR
HEARING AIDS

320
00:12:33,854 --> 00:12:37,694
AND YOUR DENTURES.
COME ON, GIVE IT!

321
00:12:38,457 --> 00:12:40,627
BUT THESE
ARE MY REAL TEETH,

322
00:12:40,627 --> 00:12:42,557
I SWEAR! AAGH!

323
00:12:42,562 --> 00:12:45,762
TAKE YOUR HANDS
OUT OF MY MOUTH,
OLD MAN!

324
00:12:45,766 --> 00:12:47,426
HELP!

325
00:12:47,434 --> 00:12:50,374
[DOOR OPENS]
WHAT'S UP, PARTY SENIORS?

326
00:12:50,370 --> 00:12:52,540
DID YOU FIND
THE AVIMETRIS, BABY?

327
00:12:52,539 --> 00:12:55,709
UM, NOT YET.
BUT, I BROUGHT YOU
SOME PRESENTS

328
00:12:55,709 --> 00:12:58,479
TO HELP YOU
PASS THE TIME.
HA! CHECK IT.

329
00:12:58,478 --> 00:13:00,478
PRUNE JUICE, DENTURE CREAM,

330
00:13:00,480 --> 00:13:02,580
WHOOPSY-DAISY
OVERNIGHT BRIEFS.

331
00:13:02,582 --> 00:13:05,782
UH...NO MORE.
OH, NO MORE.

332
00:13:05,786 --> 00:13:08,716
HEY, I KNOW WHAT'LL
CHEER YOU UP.

333
00:13:08,722 --> 00:13:10,362
MY SWEET NEW RIDE.

334
00:13:10,357 --> 00:13:13,857
YOU GET LITTLE PLASTIC
FRIENDS CALLED CREDIT CARDS.

335
00:13:13,860 --> 00:13:16,290
THIS BABY ONLY TOOK 4.
WANT TO GO FOR A SPIN?

336
00:13:16,296 --> 00:13:19,456
UH, YOU DO KNOW CREDIT CARDS
IS JUST LOANS, RIGHT?

337
00:13:19,466 --> 00:13:21,466
YOU GOT TO PAY
THEM PEOPLE BACK.

338
00:13:21,468 --> 00:13:23,838
HA. I'D BETTER GET
MORE CREDIT CARDS.

339
00:13:23,837 --> 00:13:26,537
JAKE! ARE YOU EVEN HUNTING
FOR THAT AVIMETRIS?

340
00:13:26,540 --> 00:13:28,470
'CAUSE I AIN'T GETTING
NO YOUNGER.

341
00:13:28,475 --> 00:13:29,665
AND SPUD, WELL...

342
00:13:29,676 --> 00:13:31,636
AAAHHH! GET HIM--

343
00:13:31,645 --> 00:13:32,605
I WANT THOSE TEETH!

344
00:13:32,612 --> 00:13:34,582
HEY. IT'S OLDER,
MORE MATURE JAKE

345
00:13:34,581 --> 00:13:38,651
YOU'RE TALKING TO.
I'M ON THIS THING 24/7.

346
00:13:38,652 --> 00:13:41,492
ONE FOR
<i>CARNIVAL OF CARNAGE 3.</i>

347
00:13:41,488 --> 00:13:42,648
THAT'S RIGHT. JUST ONE.

348
00:13:42,656 --> 00:13:45,016
NO SISTER, NO PARENTS.
NO RULES.

349
00:13:45,025 --> 00:13:47,625
'CAUSE THIS EAGLE
IS LEGAL.

350
00:13:47,627 --> 00:13:49,487
WELCOME TO YOUR SUITE, SIR.

351
00:13:49,496 --> 00:13:51,796
AS REQUESTED,
A 6 FOOT TRAMPOLINE,

352
00:13:51,798 --> 00:13:54,098
2 SHAKE YOUR BOOTY
PARTY MACHINES,

353
00:13:54,100 --> 00:13:56,500
AND ENOUGH PUDDING
TO FILL THE BATHTUB.

354
00:13:56,503 --> 00:14:00,413
ACTUALLY, YOU CAN
CANCEL THE TRAMPOLINE.

355
00:14:00,407 --> 00:14:03,037
THESE SOFAS GOT BOUNCE!

356
00:14:03,043 --> 00:14:04,543
BUT IF I CAN'T
HOP THE CURB,

357
00:14:04,544 --> 00:14:08,554
HOW AM I SUPPOSED
TO GET THIS BABY
UP ON 2 WHEELS?

358
00:14:08,548 --> 00:14:11,748
AND YOU CAN EVEN
PAY TRAFFIC TICKETS
WITH A CREDIT CARD.

359
00:14:11,751 --> 00:14:15,351
THERE'S NOTHING BAD
ABOUT BEING 21.

360
00:14:15,355 --> 00:14:19,415
I MISSED 21
AND SKIPPED STRAIGHT TO 81!

361
00:14:19,426 --> 00:14:20,656
LOOK, GRAMPS AND FU

362
00:14:20,660 --> 00:14:22,490
ARE CLOSE
TO FINDING THIS THING.

363
00:14:22,495 --> 00:14:24,995
THIS HAS BEEN A DREAM
COME TRUE FOR ME.

364
00:14:24,998 --> 00:14:26,528
IT'S LIKE
EVERYTHING I'VE EVER

365
00:14:26,533 --> 00:14:28,573
WANTED TO DO, I'M DOIN'.

366
00:14:28,568 --> 00:14:29,428
EXACTLY.

367
00:14:29,436 --> 00:14:30,966
EVERYTHING
YOU WANT TO DO.

368
00:14:30,971 --> 00:14:33,401
WHERE IS
THE LOVE FOR US?

369
00:14:33,406 --> 00:14:35,766
HEY, I GOT AN IDEA.

370
00:14:35,775 --> 00:14:37,035
BEFORE WE ALL
TURN BACK TO NORMAL,

371
00:14:37,043 --> 00:14:40,453
LET'S THROW
THE BIGGEST PARTY, EVER!

372
00:14:40,447 --> 00:14:42,077
TONIGHT.
AT MY NEW PAD.

373
00:14:42,082 --> 00:14:46,522
WELL, I GUESS
A PARTY SOUNDS GOOD.

374
00:14:46,519 --> 00:14:47,889
I LOVE SODA,
I LOVE PIZZA,

375
00:14:47,888 --> 00:14:51,018
LOVE SHAKIN', SHAKIN'
WHAT THE GOOD LORD MAKE IT.

376
00:14:51,024 --> 00:14:54,934
SPUD, OH, I
THINK I'M STUCK.

377
00:14:54,928 --> 00:14:56,158
SPUD!

378
00:14:56,162 --> 00:14:57,432
STAY BACK.

379
00:14:57,430 --> 00:14:58,860
I BEAT YOU
AT SHUFFLEBOARD.

380
00:14:58,865 --> 00:15:00,095
NOW HAND OVER
YOUR TOUPEE!

381
00:15:00,100 --> 00:15:03,600
I TOLD YOU.
THIS IS MY REAL HAIR.

382
00:15:03,603 --> 00:15:05,773
MY REAL HAIR!

383
00:15:05,772 --> 00:15:07,172
AAH!

384
00:15:07,173 --> 00:15:08,143
YAAH!

385
00:15:08,141 --> 00:15:10,411
OW! YAH!

386
00:15:13,112 --> 00:15:16,182
AND IF YOU
STRIKE ME DOWN,

387
00:15:16,182 --> 00:15:18,652
I ONLY
BECOME STRONGER.

388
00:15:18,652 --> 00:15:20,182
WEEYA!

389
00:15:20,186 --> 00:15:23,616
OK. YOU GUYS
WORK OUT YOUR ISSUES

390
00:15:23,623 --> 00:15:25,863
AND I'LL SEE YA TONIGHT.

391
00:15:25,859 --> 00:15:28,689
REMEMBER, KEEP
THE SODAS FLOWING,

392
00:15:28,695 --> 00:15:30,495
AND NOBODY'S
SUNDAES ARE ALLOWED

393
00:15:30,497 --> 00:15:32,857
TO BE HALF EMPTY.

394
00:15:33,198 --> 00:15:36,098
AH, NOTHING THAT CAN'T WAIT
TILL TOMORROW. RIGHT?

395
00:15:36,102 --> 00:15:37,902
[ROARING]

396
00:15:37,904 --> 00:15:41,544
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
WHY ISN'T HE ANSWERING?

397
00:15:41,541 --> 00:15:43,111
SORRY YOU CAN'T REACH ME

398
00:15:43,109 --> 00:15:44,179
BUT PLEASE
DON'T BREACH ME.

399
00:15:44,177 --> 00:15:45,507
BE BRIEF
AFTER THE BEEP.
[BEEP]

400
00:15:45,512 --> 00:15:46,912
HE MUST BE
SCREENIN' HIS CALLS.

401
00:15:46,913 --> 00:15:48,583
WHAT, HE TURNS 21
AND SUDDENLY

402
00:15:48,581 --> 00:15:51,051
HE'S TOO GOOD TO
ANSWER HIS--AAH!

403
00:15:51,051 --> 00:15:52,081
WHOA!

404
00:15:52,085 --> 00:15:54,745
I CANNOT FIGHT
THIS THING ALONE!

405
00:15:54,754 --> 00:15:56,724
AAH! YAA!

406
00:15:58,891 --> 00:16:02,861
[DANCE MUSIC PLAYING]

407
00:16:02,862 --> 00:16:04,032
YOU GUYS MADE IT.

408
00:16:04,030 --> 00:16:05,000
AWESOME!

409
00:16:04,998 --> 00:16:06,758
SNACK MIX?

410
00:16:06,766 --> 00:16:09,066
[RETCHES]

411
00:16:09,535 --> 00:16:10,565
[KNOCK ON DOOR]

412
00:16:10,570 --> 00:16:13,870
YO, WELCOME
TO MY TOTALLY FUN

413
00:16:13,873 --> 00:16:15,873
...DRAISER FOR
THE POLICEMAN'S BALL.

414
00:16:15,875 --> 00:16:17,835
THE NEIGHBORS ARE
COMPLAINING ABOUT THE NOISE.

415
00:16:17,844 --> 00:16:20,044
YOU DON'T CLEAR EVERYBODY
OUT OF HERE IMMEDIATELY

416
00:16:20,046 --> 00:16:22,646
I'M CITING YOU
FOR DISORDERLY CONDUCT.

417
00:16:22,649 --> 00:16:23,679
DISORDERLY
WHAT, NOW?

418
00:16:23,683 --> 00:16:25,523
YO, I'M JUST A KID.

419
00:16:25,518 --> 00:16:26,988
EH HE HE. NICE TRY.

420
00:16:26,987 --> 00:16:29,687
OR I'M TAKING YOU
DOWN TO THE STATION.

421
00:16:29,689 --> 00:16:30,889
WHAT?! [MUSIC STOPS]
WHAT THE--

422
00:16:30,890 --> 00:16:33,060
YOU CAN'T
ESCAPE ME, LEROY!

423
00:16:33,059 --> 00:16:34,589
YAAH!

424
00:16:35,227 --> 00:16:36,727
AAH! ALL RIGHT.
THAT IS IT.

425
00:16:36,730 --> 00:16:38,060
YOU'RE COMIN'
WITH ME!

426
00:16:38,064 --> 00:16:39,234
NO, WAIT. I--

427
00:16:39,232 --> 00:16:40,062
AAH!

428
00:16:40,066 --> 00:16:41,596
UHH. [EXHALES]

429
00:16:41,601 --> 00:16:43,671
TRIXIE TRIED
TO SHAKY, SHAKY.

430
00:16:43,670 --> 00:16:47,110
BUT I THINK SHE
BREAKY, BREAKY.

431
00:16:47,107 --> 00:16:48,607
AAH!

432
00:16:49,074 --> 00:16:51,644
YOU CAN'T HIDE LEROY FROM ME!

433
00:16:51,644 --> 00:16:52,844
UH, JAKE!

434
00:16:52,846 --> 00:16:53,946
SAVE ME?

435
00:16:53,947 --> 00:16:54,747
JAKEY,

436
00:16:54,748 --> 00:16:55,608
TURN ME BACK, BOY.

437
00:16:55,615 --> 00:16:57,615
I CAN'T FEEL MY ANYTHING!

438
00:16:57,617 --> 00:16:58,917
YOU HAVE THE RIGHT
TO REMAIN SILENT

439
00:16:58,918 --> 00:17:02,588
OK. EVERYBODY, CHILL.
I'LL FIX THINGS.

440
00:17:02,589 --> 00:17:06,759
I'LL JUST--I, UH,

441
00:17:10,662 --> 00:17:13,232
[GROANS]

442
00:17:13,233 --> 00:17:15,833
MAN, I'M STARTIN' TO THINK
THIS GROWIN' UP STUFF

443
00:17:15,835 --> 00:17:17,595
AIN'T ALL
IT'S CRACKED UP TO BE.

444
00:17:17,604 --> 00:17:20,614
YOU KNOW, I WANTED
TO BE A SITCOM ACTOR,

445
00:17:20,607 --> 00:17:25,077
I'M STUCK AS A STINKIN'
MESSENGER FAIRY!

446
00:17:25,078 --> 00:17:26,678
OH, YEAH.
YOU HAVE A MESSAGE.

447
00:17:26,679 --> 00:17:27,679
FU DOG SAYS...

448
00:17:27,680 --> 00:17:31,750
KID, GET TO
GRANDPA'S SHOP, PRONTO.

449
00:17:31,751 --> 00:17:36,551
A-GU GU-GU. GU. GU.

450
00:17:38,590 --> 00:17:39,590
KID,

451
00:17:39,592 --> 00:17:40,592
IT'S TERRIBLE.

452
00:17:40,593 --> 00:17:41,563
I WAS HIT
BY THE AVIMETRIS

453
00:17:41,561 --> 00:17:43,091
OVER IN
THE WAREHOUSE DISTRICT.

454
00:17:43,096 --> 00:17:43,856
YOU WERE?

455
00:17:43,863 --> 00:17:46,233
ALL THE EXTRA WRINKLES
WITH THE THING?

456
00:17:46,232 --> 00:17:48,172
AHH, THAT'S NOT
THE WORST OF IT.

457
00:17:48,168 --> 00:17:49,798
COME HERE.

458
00:17:50,636 --> 00:17:53,036
GRAMPS!

459
00:17:53,039 --> 00:17:56,839
JAKE, I DON'T THINK HE
HAD MUCH USE LEFT TO SPARE.

460
00:17:56,843 --> 00:17:58,343
GRAMPS, I'M SO SORRY.

461
00:17:58,344 --> 00:17:59,744
THIS IS ALL MY FAULT.

462
00:17:59,746 --> 00:18:02,406
DO NOT BURDEN YOURSELF

463
00:18:02,415 --> 00:18:03,845
WITH BLAME, YOUNG ONE.

464
00:18:03,850 --> 00:18:06,620
THE HANDS OF FATE
OFTEN--

465
00:18:06,619 --> 00:18:07,819
OH, WHAT AM I SAYING?

466
00:18:07,821 --> 00:18:09,721
YES, IT'S YOUR FAULT.

467
00:18:09,722 --> 00:18:14,332
JAKE, YOU MUST FIND AND
DEFEAT THE AVIMETRIS.

468
00:18:14,327 --> 00:18:16,857
THE OLD MAN'S
ON A BULLET TRAIN

469
00:18:16,863 --> 00:18:19,603
TO BYE-BYE VILLE.

470
00:18:24,002 --> 00:18:26,602
ANOTHER SCONE FOR YOU,
PRINCESS FARIA?

471
00:18:26,606 --> 00:18:28,306
PSST.

472
00:18:29,308 --> 00:18:30,638
HALEY, I NEED YOUR HELP!

473
00:18:30,643 --> 00:18:33,683
I AM NOT FLOSSING
YOUR BACK SCALES, AGAIN.

474
00:18:33,680 --> 00:18:35,750
WAIT. WHY ARE YOU STILL BIG?

475
00:18:35,748 --> 00:18:38,118
LISTEN, I NEED YOU TO
HELP ME CATCH SOMETHING.

476
00:18:38,118 --> 00:18:40,118
I NEED YOUR YOUTH.

477
00:18:40,120 --> 00:18:42,350
I'M SO YOUNG

478
00:18:42,355 --> 00:18:44,885
AND SO DEFENSELESS.

479
00:18:44,891 --> 00:18:47,331
I WONDER WHAT'S AROUND
<i>THIS</i> DARK CORNER.

480
00:18:47,327 --> 00:18:51,227
JAKE, IF THE AVIMETRIS
WERE ANYWHERE AROUND HERE,

481
00:18:51,231 --> 00:18:53,301
IT WOULD HAVE COME AFTER
MY BRIGHT-EYED, FRESH FACED,

482
00:18:53,299 --> 00:18:55,329
KEWPIE DOLL CUTENESS HOURS AGO.

483
00:18:55,335 --> 00:18:58,235
'CAUSE GRAMPS
IS RUNNING OUT OF TIME.

484
00:18:58,238 --> 00:18:59,968
AND UNLESS WE
DESTROY THE AVIMETRIS,

485
00:18:59,973 --> 00:19:01,713
WE'RE--
[GROWLING]

486
00:19:01,708 --> 00:19:02,968
[GROWLS]

487
00:19:02,976 --> 00:19:05,006
BACKIN' UP.

488
00:19:05,011 --> 00:19:06,941
WELL, LOOK WHO SLITHERED IN.

489
00:19:06,946 --> 00:19:09,376
YOU TOOK SOMETHING
FROM THE PEOPLE I CARE ABOUT.

490
00:19:09,382 --> 00:19:10,282
AND GUESS WHAT?

491
00:19:10,283 --> 00:19:11,923
I'M TAKIN' IT BACK.

492
00:19:11,918 --> 00:19:14,848
[GROANING]

493
00:19:18,757 --> 00:19:20,417
AAH! [GROANS]

494
00:19:20,426 --> 00:19:21,386
[GROWLS]

495
00:19:21,394 --> 00:19:23,134
AAH!

496
00:19:25,030 --> 00:19:26,030
WHOA!

497
00:19:26,032 --> 00:19:27,272
HALEY!

498
00:19:27,267 --> 00:19:29,267
[GASPS]

499
00:19:30,669 --> 00:19:33,699
UHH!

500
00:19:33,839 --> 00:19:37,439
[AVIMETRIS SQUISHING]

501
00:19:41,680 --> 00:19:44,320
NOW, I'M MAD, YOU BIG SQUIDIOT.

502
00:19:44,317 --> 00:19:45,947
HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT
IF SOMEONE SUCTIONED

503
00:19:45,952 --> 00:19:47,022
THE YOUTH OUT OF YOU?

504
00:19:47,020 --> 00:19:49,050
SUCTION THE YOUTH
OUT OF YOU.

505
00:19:49,055 --> 00:19:50,285
THAT'S IT!

506
00:19:50,290 --> 00:19:52,760
HALEY, FOLLOW MY LEAD.

507
00:20:02,067 --> 00:20:04,197
READY TO PLAY?

508
00:20:17,382 --> 00:20:18,782
Jake: LET'S SEE
HOW HE LIKES

509
00:20:18,785 --> 00:20:22,015
SUCKING SOME
OF HIS OWN YOUTH.

510
00:20:22,021 --> 00:20:23,821
AH, CHECK IT!

511
00:20:23,823 --> 00:20:25,963
HE CAN'T HANDLE IT.

512
00:20:32,164 --> 00:20:34,504
WOW, THAT WAS ACTUALLY
KIND OF FUN!

513
00:20:34,500 --> 00:20:37,200
EXCEPT FOR THE GUTS PART.

514
00:20:37,203 --> 00:20:40,503
IT'S NEVER FELT
SO GOOD TO BE A KID.

515
00:20:41,139 --> 00:20:43,409
NOW, BEFORE I RELIEVE YOU OF

516
00:20:43,409 --> 00:20:46,439
YOUR TEETH, YOUR HEARING,
AND YOUR HAIR--

517
00:20:46,446 --> 00:20:49,306
ANY LAST WORDS?

518
00:20:51,917 --> 00:20:52,517
YEAH.

519
00:20:52,518 --> 00:20:54,348
HOPE YOU'RE THIRSTY.

520
00:20:54,354 --> 00:20:57,124
HA HA HA HA.

521
00:20:59,124 --> 00:21:02,564
YEAH, BABY! WE ARE BACK.

522
00:21:09,434 --> 00:21:10,504
FU DOG!

523
00:21:10,503 --> 00:21:12,843
THERE'S
A VICIOUS CREATURE
ON THE LOOSE

524
00:21:12,839 --> 00:21:14,839
AND YOU'RE HERE
PLAYING NURSE MAID?

525
00:21:14,841 --> 00:21:18,541
GOOD JOB, KID. GOOD JOB.

526
00:21:19,478 --> 00:21:22,048
HEY, GUYS! WAIT UP!

527
00:21:22,048 --> 00:21:22,978
JAKE, DUDE.

528
00:21:22,982 --> 00:21:24,482
YOU LOOK WORSE
THAN WE DID

529
00:21:24,484 --> 00:21:26,054
WHEN WE WERE 80.

530
00:21:26,052 --> 00:21:27,452
I TOOK A NIGHT JOB
STOCKING SHELVES

531
00:21:27,453 --> 00:21:29,793
TO PAY OFF MY CREDIT CARDS.

532
00:21:29,789 --> 00:21:32,889
LOOK WHO'S FINALLY
SOUNDING LIKE AN ADULT.

533
00:21:32,892 --> 00:21:36,062
YEAH. THE WHOLE LOOKING 21
THING CAME EASY.

534
00:21:36,062 --> 00:21:38,532
BUT THE BEING MATURE ENOUGH
TO HANDLE IT PART?

535
00:21:38,531 --> 00:21:40,231
NOT SO MUCH.

536
00:21:40,233 --> 00:21:43,133
SORRY FOR BEING
SUCH A JERK.

537
00:21:43,136 --> 00:21:44,196
IT'S ALL GOOD.

538
00:21:44,203 --> 00:21:45,203
UH, NO WORRIES.

539
00:21:45,204 --> 00:21:46,504
COMING THROUGH!

540
00:21:46,506 --> 00:21:47,836
BUT SPEAKING
OF JERKS...

541
00:21:47,840 --> 00:21:50,010
AND IMMATURITY!

542
00:21:50,009 --> 00:21:51,379
WHOO-HOO!
CHECK ME OUT!

543
00:21:51,377 --> 00:21:53,237
BEING OLD ROCKS!

544
00:21:53,246 --> 00:21:56,506
ROCKS! WHOO-HOO!

545
00:21:56,516 --> 00:21:59,276
[CRASH]

546
00:21:59,285 --> 00:22:01,485
Brad: OH, MAN...

547
00:22:01,487 --> 00:22:02,517
KNOW WHAT, GUYS?

548
00:22:02,522 --> 00:22:05,022
BEING 14 ROCKS JUST FINE.

549
00:22:05,024 --> 00:22:07,024
[BRAD GROANS]

550
00:22:08,361 --> 00:22:15,371
Jake: COOL.
LET'S CHECK OUT...BRAD.

551
00:22:15,368 --> 00:22:16,298
HA! HA HA!

552
00:22:16,302 --> 00:22:18,402
WELL, EXCEPT FOR
THE NASTY HAIR

553
00:22:18,404 --> 00:22:19,904
GROWING OUT OF HIS EARS.

554
00:22:19,906 --> 00:22:22,966
YOU SHOULDN'T TAUNT
THE HOLOGRAMS.

555
00:22:22,975 --> 00:22:25,135
HE SHOULD AT LEAST
BRAID IT OR SOMETHING.

556
00:22:25,144 --> 00:22:26,514
I'M TELLING YA,
JAKE, DON'T--

557
00:22:26,512 --> 00:22:27,952
FU, HAND ME THE PHONE
SO I CAN CALL

558
00:22:27,947 --> 00:22:29,877
THE UGLY POLICE
ON HIS SORRY--

559
00:22:29,882 --> 00:22:31,952
UHH!